Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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