they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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