He is an equal opportunity slut.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
ugly people sure do ruin things
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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