LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
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So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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