Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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