I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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