So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
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this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
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The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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