great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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