Ambien. No doubt about it.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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