Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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