Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
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see that vagina ? that vagina means business
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
is that a dick in a sweater?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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