I'm eating all of the evidence.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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