how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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