I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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