Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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