at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
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Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning