It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I enjoy the company of your penis
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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