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• (631): View more from New York

  Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?

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• (340): View more from US Virgin Islands

  well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt

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• (409): View more from Texas

  We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.

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• (916): View more from California

  We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...

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• (631): View more from New York

  They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.

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• (714): View more from California

  I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night 

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country

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