I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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