You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
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Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
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