I just cut my nipple shaving
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
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She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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