some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
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Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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