Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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