you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Randomize
