Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i just had sex bonerless
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
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She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
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Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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