I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Randomize
