I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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