Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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