awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
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Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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