I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
honey bunches of taint.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
