I can't breathe out the right side of my face
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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