He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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