This girl is more easily done than said...
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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