I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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