I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
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...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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