So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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