Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I FOUND THE LEGS
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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