i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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