In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
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There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
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