I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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