I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
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