Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
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My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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