google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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