brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
