My nipple is on Facebook.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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