Your tits are I can't wait for
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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