I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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