Apparently you make a good broom.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
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I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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