You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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