hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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