My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
