On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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