I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Congratulations! We have a period
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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