Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
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It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
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I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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