what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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