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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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