That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
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Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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