i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
And then the night went full on bisexual.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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