he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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