So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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