You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
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You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
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Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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