just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
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You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He keeps bees of course he's weird
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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