I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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